Seriously, pretty damn hot for a robot.

I’d love to Data him.

Thumbs up my butthole.

The charisma.
The crow’s feet.
To be honest,
I probably would have sucked his dick too...
…and so much more.

I don’t know if you can tell,
but that’s a young Christopher Hitchens.

I would’ve fucking worshiped his spaghetti monster any day.
Young or old. 
Look. at. that. hairy. chest.

Richard Ramirez
The Night Stalker, described as devilishly handsome by many, reminds me of Jason Scott Lee as Mowgli in the live action Jungle Book- who was also hot.

Whoa. THAT would be the most adventurous sex possible-
role playing with a serial killer?!

“Come ‘on, Richard. Me Katherine, You Mowgli.
Let’s use this rope you brought to swing from the ceiling like it’s a vine.”

e’ryday, always.

Philip Seymour Hoffman is still attractive.
no matter what.

e’rrrrryday.

Come ‘ere, Garth.
I want to show you my sucking machine.
No worries, it has nothing to do with cutting.
And I bet it makes your will to live stronger.

Garth Algar is fucking foxy.
Dana Carvey is fucking irritating.

Ooooh, tall dark and handsome
with just a hint of a unibrow
and, i bet he’s totally into handcuffs

I fit Ted Bundy’s kidnap criteria well.
Oh, to be one of the fish in his sea…

not to kick a dead horse
but when brit-brit went loco
i finally saw and understood how hot she was.

all this debotchery AND a star of david? mmm.

I bet she would let you do some weird shit in bed,
but her ‘oh’ face is probably fucking scary.

Helen Keller- simple, yet pretty.
(but mostly, I’m creeped by her… like Stephen Hawking creeped but with less of the “I’d rather die than know you’re near me” feeling.)